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Laughter thread
First topic message reminder :
I've decided to make a thread just for laughing! I'm writing some jokes out, and you guys can write some too as long a s they stay clean:
First joke:
Silly Warnings put on products part 1
As an American, I live in one of the most intelligent countries in the world, but people put silly DO NOT warnings on products like we're dummies
for example, I've seen a warning on the back of a bug poison can saying in bold letter: Do Not point this can in face
Is anyone struggling with that here? We have a bunch of people across the country daring on bugs to cross their face and SPRAY!? If that's happening I'm quite shocked!
Tune in later for part 2 of this odd topic!
Part 2:
I have a hair straightener, and it says 2 strange Do Nots, in the instruction manuel
the first one is this: If you cannot plug in your straightener, reverse the plug,(DUH!) if you still cannot plug it in please call a qualified electrician.
So if I can't plug it in, I have to call some stranger to my house to figure this out?
me: I need you to come to my house.
electrician: What seems to be the problem?
me: I can't plug in my hair straightener!
electrician: CLICK!
here's the second one: Never use while sleeping.
Yeah, go to bed with your HOT hair straightener cause you're too tired! The next day people will be asking how you got that burn spot on the side of your face.
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Weather Reporters Joke
Since it's hurricane season, I thought I'd like to share a few jokes about weather reporters, yes, they let us know when weather gets real bad, but they take it to a level where they shouldn't be around the BAD weather area to report about how BAD it is. I turned the TV on once, and there's about 3 CNN weather reporters hanging on to each other trying to let us know how bad the hurricane is. One was hanging on to a rail, the second one was hanging on to the other guy's leg, and the third man was nearly getting blown away and hanging on to the second guy's legs! and they are saying something like this: "Whoever's riding this storm out is crazy!" I'm thinking: Aren't you the crazy ones now guys? We can see how nasty the weather is without the reporters telling us that!
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Google Search Engine
I'd like to share that I'm probably the weirdest person on the planet. Why do I think so? well, I've got questions that I believe more normal people do not have. That's why I believe Google was invented for me. God bless whoever invented Google search engine! You can ask any question to google u have and it will give u the best answer.
Here are some of the ones I got:
How come places like Arizona don't go to Daylight Savings Time?
How come showing your underwear has become such a popular fashion for guys?
Why do people who sing country sound like farm animals and dance like their foot's on fire?
How do u know when cranberry sauce has gone bad?
and finally:
Why does my cat go around the room like a balloon with the air going out of it when I give her catnip???
It's Google's 14th birthday by the way, so happy birthday google!
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I thought everyone could enjoy this funny guy talk about a silly combination:
Christmas vs Halloween
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This is probably the silliest product ever invented:
Tooth Tunes
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It's a toothbrush the plays tunes while brushing. I think I'd be insane if I wanted my toothbrush to sing to me.
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Two Events I believe are Too Close Together
Living in backwoods, every year, we have an event called dear hunting season, and then right after we have hunting, we have the Christmas season. I'm the type that doesn't really like hunting, so it ruins a lot of Christmas songs for me. For instance, this is what I'd be singing:
We've hunted Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, Cupid, Comet and Vixen, but do you recall? The easiest target of all?
Rudolph poem for hunters:
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
That thing is like laser sight!
Won't you guide my aim tonight?
If you want to hunt reindeer this season(I don't recommend doing it though!)I think you would probably have to get up on the roof of your house, and hide behind a fake chimney. Also, make some reindeer calls too.
I now know why Santa wears red he doesn't want to get shot by these people!
(Note: If you want Santa to give you presents, behave yourself and do not hunt his reindeer!)
(Note2: No reindeer were harmed in the making of this joke.)
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I've decided to make a thread just for laughing! I'm writing some jokes out, and you guys can write some too as long a s they stay clean:
First joke:
Silly Warnings put on products part 1
As an American, I live in one of the most intelligent countries in the world, but people put silly DO NOT warnings on products like we're dummies
for example, I've seen a warning on the back of a bug poison can saying in bold letter: Do Not point this can in face
Is anyone struggling with that here? We have a bunch of people across the country daring on bugs to cross their face and SPRAY!? If that's happening I'm quite shocked!
Tune in later for part 2 of this odd topic!
Part 2:
I have a hair straightener, and it says 2 strange Do Nots, in the instruction manuel
the first one is this: If you cannot plug in your straightener, reverse the plug,(DUH!) if you still cannot plug it in please call a qualified electrician.
So if I can't plug it in, I have to call some stranger to my house to figure this out?
me: I need you to come to my house.
electrician: What seems to be the problem?
me: I can't plug in my hair straightener!
electrician: CLICK!
here's the second one: Never use while sleeping.
Yeah, go to bed with your HOT hair straightener cause you're too tired! The next day people will be asking how you got that burn spot on the side of your face.
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Weather Reporters Joke
Since it's hurricane season, I thought I'd like to share a few jokes about weather reporters, yes, they let us know when weather gets real bad, but they take it to a level where they shouldn't be around the BAD weather area to report about how BAD it is. I turned the TV on once, and there's about 3 CNN weather reporters hanging on to each other trying to let us know how bad the hurricane is. One was hanging on to a rail, the second one was hanging on to the other guy's leg, and the third man was nearly getting blown away and hanging on to the second guy's legs! and they are saying something like this: "Whoever's riding this storm out is crazy!" I'm thinking: Aren't you the crazy ones now guys? We can see how nasty the weather is without the reporters telling us that!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Google Search Engine
I'd like to share that I'm probably the weirdest person on the planet. Why do I think so? well, I've got questions that I believe more normal people do not have. That's why I believe Google was invented for me. God bless whoever invented Google search engine! You can ask any question to google u have and it will give u the best answer.
Here are some of the ones I got:
How come places like Arizona don't go to Daylight Savings Time?
How come showing your underwear has become such a popular fashion for guys?
Why do people who sing country sound like farm animals and dance like their foot's on fire?
How do u know when cranberry sauce has gone bad?
and finally:
Why does my cat go around the room like a balloon with the air going out of it when I give her catnip???
It's Google's 14th birthday by the way, so happy birthday google!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I thought everyone could enjoy this funny guy talk about a silly combination:
Christmas vs Halloween
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is probably the silliest product ever invented:
Tooth Tunes
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
It's a toothbrush the plays tunes while brushing. I think I'd be insane if I wanted my toothbrush to sing to me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two Events I believe are Too Close Together
Living in backwoods, every year, we have an event called dear hunting season, and then right after we have hunting, we have the Christmas season. I'm the type that doesn't really like hunting, so it ruins a lot of Christmas songs for me. For instance, this is what I'd be singing:
We've hunted Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, Cupid, Comet and Vixen, but do you recall? The easiest target of all?
Rudolph poem for hunters:
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
That thing is like laser sight!
Won't you guide my aim tonight?
If you want to hunt reindeer this season(I don't recommend doing it though!)I think you would probably have to get up on the roof of your house, and hide behind a fake chimney. Also, make some reindeer calls too.
I now know why Santa wears red he doesn't want to get shot by these people!
(Note: If you want Santa to give you presents, behave yourself and do not hunt his reindeer!)
(Note2: No reindeer were harmed in the making of this joke.)
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midangerous- Posts : 3098
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I saw Miley Cyrus last night, I used to enjoy Hannah Montana so after seeing that performance last night the only thing to say is, WTH????
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Yeah-Hanna Mantana fans are MC's age now and her bubble-gum bit is not wowing the tweeny young one's so supposedly this stunt she pulled on the VMA's is going to grab the young 20's fans which from what is on the news-isn't working. I watched Br Ba on Sunday night and was busy with that and didn't watch the show but the clips of her with that copycat Robin Thicke who is in trouble for stealing that blurred lines farce was disgusting. She lost a lot of respect and when I saw the people in the audience looking away from that act ie. the look on Rihanna's face-it was evident that those in the biz were not impressed either-which if anyone would be-it would be them giving her kudos for her performance-guess not!
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admin what did she do? i didn't watch it.....
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#Sharkcat
I love shark week (on Discovery channel every August) and saw this on the news-had to post!
Cat Wearing A Shark Costume Cleans The Kitchen On A Roomba! (over 5 million views!) #sharkcat
Here is another with #sharkcat and Swimming Pool!
Cat Wearing A Shark Costume Cleans The Kitchen On A Roomba! (over 5 million views!) #sharkcat
Here is another with #sharkcat and Swimming Pool!
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oh yeah admin i've seen that its the funniest thing ever!!!!! SOOO CUTE!
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We should make a comment on the YT channel with that video and tell the cat's owner that if she wants millions of views-to dress #sharkcat up in a MJ fedora and sparkly sox with an armband on a front leg and play Billie Jean and have the cat Roombawalk around doing that! LOL
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oh that would be the best Admin!!! i need to subscribe to #sharkcat's channel!
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here's something funny i came across the other day while i was straightening my hair: never use device with bare feet. LOL
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@admin: You HAVE to say that on that texasgirls YT! That is hilarious!! I love the #sharkcat too, those vids are just a hoot!
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LOL! That would be funny!!! @IJCSLUMJ, about what MC did on the MTV channel u don't want to see what she did, she performed very dirty onstage.
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here's something funny that i adore!
midangerous i read an article about that YUCK!!
midangerous i read an article about that YUCK!!
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LOL! My cat does the same thing to me accept hitting me with a bat.
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LOL! my cat doesn't bother me she bothers my mom!
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LOL! My cat will jump around on the floor, then come up on my bed and start making funny squeaking noises. There are some weird noises that come out of my cat!
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LOL!! IKR! my cat makes the wierd squeak when she purrs and u rub the top of her head! its so funny! maybe i can video her when i'm petting/brushing her!
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Lol! Cool!
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Grumpy Cat!!!! then here's a funny one! the best part is the end!!
midangerous i'll post a vid of Fluffy when i get my camera charged!
midangerous i'll post a vid of Fluffy when i get my camera charged!
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I see we have kitty fans here. lol The Animal Planet channel has the 20 cutest cats vids on today - just FYI.
I think the web blew up with more cat vids than any other when the internet 1st went online! Yes I was around everybody
I think the web blew up with more cat vids than any other when the internet 1st went online! Yes I was around everybody
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The 1st kitty - grumpy cat- looks more like sad kitty to me-I felt sorry for him aww.
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Here are some funny cats:
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thanks admin for the info!! i'll have to check it out later!!! i adore kitties!! my baby is 10 (not really a baby anymore LOL)
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btw midangerous i ADORE UR KITTY!!! here's mine!
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aaaw cute kitty u have IJCSLUMJ.
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Baby Walkers for Adults
With people moving around and rushing everywhere I think babies always have it easy, they get to use a little walker that looks quite comfy to be in, they should make that for adults, that way you can be lazy and just sit and walk at the same time. It would be safer I think when you cross the street without looking, getting hit by a car would be fun just spin away from the vehicle in your walker you'll be fine.
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With people moving around and rushing everywhere I think babies always have it easy, they get to use a little walker that looks quite comfy to be in, they should make that for adults, that way you can be lazy and just sit and walk at the same time. It would be safer I think when you cross the street without looking, getting hit by a car would be fun just spin away from the vehicle in your walker you'll be fine.
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LMAO!!!!! i would LOVE THAT!!!!! did you come up with that urself midangerous? thats HALLIARIOUS!!
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LOL! No I had heard that from someone.
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